Mp3Durahell's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Taco-man: Hot Coffee]

Ohh...

If it's one thing that really makes me boil its when IDIOTS like that go against computer games for being violent or sexistic! I am really not a bad person overall, but - SHOOT THOSE FUC*ING IDIOTS DOWN! Sorry about that, but the rage that grows inside of me is only keeping to grow, and the only thing that may seem to inflict irl accidents caused of video games - it would have to be the aftermath people are going to have to stand against those low lifes.

Video games are not more violent or sexistic than anything else that is shown on examplevise, the internet or the tv. And if the morons didn't notice already, ITS NOT FUC*ING REAL EITHER!!! Why is it more extreme if it is animated than real? They can show innocent hospital programs on tv that are more gory than most computer games ever will be.

If they go against computer games they will have to get a hard time. Then they would have to ban every violent TV show there is and ban every sex site on the web. Also all violent comic books will have to go. These topics can make me blabber all night out, but I'm so sure all people that are normal feel the goddamn same. While mentioning Postal 2 these consumed bastards also try to define the tentions and purposes of the games. When postal 2 was charged and taken up at court the suckers said "It is a game about where you pi*s on girls". ... ?! HUH?! What the hell are they talking about? Seriously... kill those people! Postal 2 is as gory as !YOU! want it to be. Eaven says so somewhere on the game box or in the manual. These people obviously doesn't eaven know what the hell a computer game is and certainly never played one themselves.So bringing up the subjects from their point of view would be as stupid as making a president out of a 4 year old... This also makes me recall other idiotic topics such as the pesky feminists brings up. But that, is a completely different story to be taken up at some completely different place.

Anyway I hope you are hot to the topic since you made a movie about this subject that you read all this. Anyway the movie itself really wasn't SUPER ok... but I still admire such movies!!! Strongly. That is why I will vote high on it since it delivered thoughts of justice. Peace! Vote: 4

[Megaman's Blue]

Cool

Im gonna have to start with one thing that disturbed me through the entire movie, that was Megaman's "O" mouth shape. It simply didn't fit in at all... I'd rather see it being remade and pixeled.

At first I thought "Bah not another Megaman movie" but I wondered why it was called "Blue" too. Then when the music started playing it was as obvious as butter on bread. And to that, very fitting! But I also get the feeling i have seen this before, could be because of the obviousnes though. Anyway great song to the movie, fit in very well.

The animations were a step above ok also. Pretty ok and random for a music video. Also a little repetetive. But didn't ever disturb. I liked how you used many of the different enemies and bosses and how you animated the mouth shapes (Yeah EXCEPT the O shape).

Overall a very good movie that cheered me up. Good job! Vote: 3

[James Potato]

Hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

Don't mind what everyone else says I liked this movie it was a good laugh ^^ Graphics were a little average but still good! Sound was horrible at the end but when it came I couldnt stop laughing xD
A pointless yet good enough movie to satisfy me :) Vote: 3

[daizuke II]

Huh??

I don't know what expression this movie gave me, I am just pretty blank in my mind about what to say...

At least you have chosen a good fitting song to the movie! It gave it an exciting atmosphere.

I don't know if you were joking when you colored the characters attack beams. You took the gradient filling that it so worn out my old raggy jeans just started to look better. And it looked horrible too. Please learn when to use gradient fillings! It is one of the most annoying things there is if it is used wrong. Watch "Lambi" series to get a little hang of when to use the gradient fillings.

There are other graphical things you should have kept in mind. I saw a white line at the bottom of the screen which means the movies size is a little slipped. And I didn't like the speach bubbles. One had white background to it, other were just black text out in the open with a line from it to the character. That was just messy, chose one type of speach bubble and stick to it. And I'd say it would be nicer if they were cleaner, easier to read.

Also you have made the people sitting in the restaurant transparent. Which means you can see that their limbs are connected since it shines through. It would have been better if you just laid a transparent light blue object on top of them if you wanted them to look faded by the window. Or tinted them slightly white. But otherwise that is a plus for living backgrounds!!!

Don't get mad at me if I say this movie is one of the easier types of animations. Since it is easy FBF'ing. By that I say that it was way short and that this serie really doesn't have to be a serie but a bigger movie instead. I think you want more movies than one big one. I can understand that, who wouldnt?

The FBF animating was ok. The characters bodies were like if they were blumps of ink splashed out on the screen. I liked it though! Nice style to that, that is the only reason you get anything in Style, otherwise, its stickmen fighting, and we all know that is old. Vote: 3

Black-Vincent responds:

wow!!!! how much time u take to write this!!! \(°.°)/
ok... thx for review my movie.

[M.S.R.E ep.2]

Hmmm...

Why do I not get the feeling you worked really hard on this one? There are several reasons. I can start with the outlines, you can still see white lines at the end near the frames. Which means the size isn't really fitting. That can be arranged tho so I hope you change it.

Second, the animations somehow seemed a bit stiff. Like the water not moving, and the character not stopping to run when he stood perfectly still when he had ran down the stairs. Also when the soldiers shot the monsters ... hmm... the middle monsters head exploded frequently eaven witout the soldiers shooting at it.

The movie was all too short, it really didn't deliver anything as a follow up to the first movie. It should have had more substance. I also felt that you rushed through the movie, it felt very much like you were thrown around in the story. Suddenly they were there, then they ran over there ... Id really say it was rushed.

But what really was the worst thing with this movie, and I think a while bunch of people can agree - was the music. Duude! The music didn't fit in AT ALL!!! You have chosen hectic techno songs to a calm movie and it really gives me kind off a headache just watching this movie to that music. The last song ... I would recommend resubmitting this movie and fixing these things. The movie is a unsliced diamond basicly.

Well, there is nothing really WRONG with the overall story. But the text boxes were all too boring to read... They also were kinda clumsy sizewise and looked uncarefully placed. It would be more pleasant to read as a subtitle section down on the screen. Or if you could yourself push buttons to continue to the next speech bubble

I would also recommend a higher Frames Per Second value to the movie since the movements were a bit choppy.

I understand the hard work making a sprite movie. But it could have been oh so much better if it floated along better and the mistakes were fixed. Its not a bad movie, but I don't find it anything more than just OK. Vote: 2

Dusty-Gorilla responds:

Well thanks I will change as much as i can.

[Daily2oon07182005]

Disgusting and average

This does absolutely not deserve to stay. The movies were bizarre and pointless. Tho I found it not all too stinky afterall, since it wasen't JUST as pointless as most other collections like these I don't vote all too low.

It seems people take garbage movies more seriously IF multiple authors has been involved in the makings. Like this case, none of these movies would make it alone, make them into one movie and present multiple authors and that problem is solved.

I personally think this deserves 1.60 or perhaps 2.00. But as it looked when I voted the scoring will be higher than that.

At least now I really know what to do to make my next movie survive, instead of sitting months I could just sit one hour and make like 5 movies and all problems will be solved. This has got to stop... Anyway first movie (NW) has the most annoying ending there can be. Graphics were average. High sprite mixed with 3D background and one free-drawn character really doesn't mix any good. Music was ok. Second movie (NE) The most retarded one, a guy with a razor, poorly drawn, cheap music ... but it isn't the worst one. Third movie (SW) Epilepsy, worst one. Wouldn't deserve a 0. Last one (SE) Takes pointless to a brand new level. Still looks kinda artistic. And 3D, but I would vote a 1 for it. So the first movie was best amongst them. Vote: 2

[Burnt Face Man 4]

Unique, "as always"

Yo man, first I just want to say that I think its great that you made burnt face man into episodes. But also id say that Id rather see another one of those Salad Fingers episodes, which nothing beats in making knots inside one's brain.

But if its something that really appeals to me other than all the weirdness its the voices and sounds you use, they are all unique and funny at the same time. Also they sound trustworthy. The acian guys pronouncement of "Paté" was so great! You've made one hell of a job. Or its just natural with your great voice (Heh). Oohh... and the first time we get to see BFM's "Crime Monitor", really flavoured the movie! Hehehe, more of that!

I can't and I don't want to complain about anything about your movies. But if it has to be something it'll be, make them longer. Vote: 5

[Metal Gear Solid STS's 2]

Another good MGS parody!

This one is definitly above the average of a quality MGS spoof.

What really made me have to give you a eight in sound was because of the coconut salesman's voice! Hahaha!!! How he rolled his R's! That voice was the most bullseye in the entire movie. Tho the other voices, ecpecially the Mantis voice sound kind off overacted. Did actually not like Mantis voice, Snakes was a little sour too. Id recommend to try to find someone with a deeper more hoarse voice than trying to act it out yourself, it just will not work and it will sound like you are some child talking quiet before jumping out of the closet to scare someone.

Graphics were good, but not really superb. The limb joints on the characters were gapy, also the fillings and colors were perhaps just a little out of style at some points, like the pictures in the background. Graphs were too bright at some spots, and shadowed and darker at some other points, making it pretty hard to fit with the overall art style.

I loved the humor though, eaven tho it'd be pretty easy to come up with some whacked stuff to some character who can read some one else's mind, you came up with some special funny and embarresing stuff!

The story was also a little hasted, you did not really know where they were and why and so on. Perhaps if you have played the game or something (what do i know) but thats something that perhaps should be a little more clear before we are just thrown into the situation. And that the movie was split into two parts was also kinda confusing, since the size could be twice as big witout any problems. So that just messed it up a bit.

It still was great overall, perhaps you could offer us some codec moments if you think of making further movies. Vote: 3

CiyFox responds:

Wow, this must be the biggest review i've gotten.
I guess my Mantis imression was realy bad huh?

Any one who's played the game should know where they are, but i guess...no i didn't make it clear for the people who haven't have i??

Sorry.

I'm a very big MGS fan and this was sort of my tribute to it and by the looks of it i, personaly i failed.

I don't see a peroblom my self with the background but if it's odd i'll try to improve.

It would have made more sence if i could put the second half on to it.

I'm not bothered about the score really i just wanted to make people laugh.

The second one's finished, but the exteras still need work. Hopefully, i'll have it up but next week.

Any way, i seem to be rambaling,
Thanks for the in depth review.

See ya later.
Fox.

[Where do clams come from]

PERFECT!

The art! OH THE ART! It made my eyes and my heart melt... the noon effect with the warm light being cast on all objects and people was like something taken from a childs story book. And the dust effect from under the water... man, you have made one hell of a job I tell you.

Now movies like these are movies that deserves the No#1 placing in top 50 of all time to me. This movie had a very good story and excellent animations and a crispy and cool style to it.

The music fit like a glove and was noticed - yet unnoticed. The PERFECT sound. It also felt a bit mysteric which really fit in since the movie was pretty fairytale like.

It would be a great waste of talence if you didn't make any more movies like these. You know how to make something really special and seem to enjoy doing so. In the que for more I will find myself right away! Vote: 5

[Circuit Skirmish]

Hehehehe :D

I really loved it! Especially the ending twitch! This was a really nice little movie, you didn't understand if it had any real script until the end. Which really cheered up the movie.

We have all seen robots fight before so not much style there, except from the art which I liked so much. Also liked the little details in the movie when the parts fell off and so on. Art was very simple and easy to watch.

Sound fit well but could also be better at some points. Music is supposed to be there but you shall not notice it when it melts in with the movie. Perhaps this one was just a little - little - too much.

Otherwise great movie! This could turn into something really nice! Like a serie or something, which id like very much. Vote: 5